Textspeak, chatronyms, WYWTCI

These are abbreviations that started in IRC, many of which were adopted into "text-speak."

| nym                 | expansion                                                 |
|---------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------|
| <3                  | i like that comment                                       |
|                  | grin                                                      |
| 3bs                 | three beers short                                         |
| aamof               | as a matter of fact                                       |
| adn                 | any day now                                               |
| afaiac              | as far as i am concerned                                  |
| afaict              | as far as i can tell                                      |
| afaik               | as far as i know                                          |
| afair               | as far as i remember                                      |
| afk                 | away from the keyboard                                    |
| afpsoagf            | a few punches short of a good fight                       |
| afssoap             | a few sandwiches short of a picnic                        |
| aopc                | reciting local national motto                             |
| asap                | as soon as possible                                       |
| asl pls             | age sex location please                                   |
| athyrio             | and the horse you rode in on                              |
| atm                 | at the moment                                             |
| atp                 | at this point                                             |
| aybabtu             | all your base are belong to us                            |
| b4n                 | bye for now                                               |
| bak                 | back at (my) keyboard                                     |
| bbfn                | bye bye for now                                           |
| bbiab               | be back in a bit                                          |
| bbiaf               | be back in a few                                          |
| bbl                 | be back later                                             |
| bbs                 | be back shortly                                           |
| bbs                 | be back soon                                              |
| beg                 | big evil grin                                             |
| brb                 | be right back/bathroom break                              |
| bta                 | but then again                                            |
| btw                 | by the way                                                |
| c-c-c-combo breaker | call a halt to repeated posts                             |
| cp                  | coder pig                                                 |
| cq...               | looking for...                                            |
| ctc                 | care to chat?                                             |
| cya                 | see ya                                                    |
| d/c                 | disconnected                                              |
| djiad               | darnit jim, i'm a doctor                                  |
| djiad               | not my area of expertise                                  |
| e.g.                | exempli gratia                                            |
| faq                 | frequently asked questions                                |
| fb                  | fine business                                             |
| focl                | falling off chair laughing                                |
| ftw                 | for the win                                               |
| fwiw                | for what it's worth                                       |
| fyi                 | for your information                                      |
| ga                  | good afternoon                                            |
| gm                  | good morning                                              |
| gmta                | great minds think alike                                   |
| gmtaasdo            | great minds think alike, and so do ours                   |
| goybwaroc           | get on your big wheel and ride on, cowboy                 |
| gtg                 | got to go                                                 |
| hdj                 | irretrievably broken (he's dead, jim)                     |
| hth                 | hope that helps                                           |
| hybs                | christian greeting                                        |
| hyfj                | another christian greeting                                |
| iaadbnyd            | i am a doctor, but not your doctor                        |
| iaalbnyl            | i am a lawyer, but not your lawyer                        |
| ianad               | i am not a doctor                                         |
| ianaitp             | i am not an IT person                                     |
| ianal               | i am not a lawyer                                         |
| ianyg               | i am not your guru (don't ask me)                         |
| iapnad              | i'm a programmer, not a doctor                            |
| inyitp              | i'm not your IT person                                    |
| ic                  | i see                                                     |
| ifypfy              | i fixed your post for you                                 |
| iha                 | i hate acronyms                                           |
| iirc                | if i recall correctly                                     |
| imho                | in my humble opinion                                      |
| imnsho              | in my not so humble opinion                               |
| imo                 | in my opinion                                             |
| iow                 | in other words                                            |
| irl                 | in real life                                              |
| isagn               | i see a great need                                        |
| istr                | i seem to recall                                          |
| ito                 | in terms of                                               |
| itt                 | i think that                                              |
| j/k                 | just kidding                                              |
| jk                  | just kidding                                              |
| jsia                | just say it already                                       |
| kbn                 | gimme a minute to break it                                |
| kbn                 | klaatu barada nikto                                       |
| kbn                 | stand down, cowboy ^^                                     |
| kwh                 | kilroy was here                                           |
| l8r                 | later                                                     |
| lahith              | (i need that) like a hole in the head                     |
| le                  | later edit                                                |
| llap                | live long and prosper                                     |
| lmao                | laughing my *** off                                       |
| lol                 | laughing out loud                                         |
| ltns                | long time no see                                          |
| lts                 | laughing to self                                          |
| ly                  | love you                                                  |
| mil                 | mother-in-law                                             |
| motd                | message of the day                                        |
| n/a                 | no attachment                                             |
| n/m                 | nevermind                                                 |
| n/p                 | no problem - np also used                                 |
| n/t                 | no text                                                   |
| nhdbof              | observing a religious holiday/ritual                      |
| nmcnmm              | not my circus, not my monkeys                             |
| np                  | no problem                                                |
| oic                 | oh, I see                                                 |
| omg                 | oh, my god                                                |
| op                  | original poster                                           |
| opiahh              | op is a hose head                                         |
| otoh                | on the other hand                                         |
| pal2                | peace and long life                                       |
| ppl                 | people                                                    |
| re                  | re hi or re hello                                         |
| rofl                | rolling on floor laughing                                 |
| roflmao             | rolling on floor laughing my arse off                     |
| rotfl               | rolling on the floor laughing                             |
| rtfm                | read the ******* manual                                   |
| rtfm                | read the full manual                                      |
| sahm                | stay at home mom                                          |
| sio                 | spit it out                                               |
| shlm                | jewish greeting                                           |
| slm                 | muslim greeting                                           |
| smmas               | sudo make me a sandwich                                   |
| st                  | spell that                                                |
| ta                  | thanks/again                                              |
| tafn                | that's all for now                                        |
| tam                 | thanks a million                                          |
| tmi                 | too much information                                      |
| tsta                | try spelling that again                                   |
| ttyl                | talk (type) to you later                                  |
| ttys                | talk (type) to you soon                                   |
| ty                  | thank you thx thanks                                      |
| w8                  | wait                                                      |
| wb                  | welcome back                                              |
| wc?                 | are you hungry? (want chinese?)                           |
| we                  | whatever                                                  |
| w/e                 | whatever                                                  |
| wfm                 | works for me                                              |
| wsof                | way short of fudge (to give)                              |
| wtf                 | what, the fudge?                                          |
| wtf                 | why the face?                                             |
| wtg                 | way to go                                                 |
| ww                  | wire weenie (hardware person)                             |
| wx                  | weather                                                   |
| wysineutwyg         | what you see is not entirely unrelated to what you get    |
| wysiwyg             | what you see is what you get                              |
| wywtci              | whatever (you want to call it) [origin of "whatever"?]    |
| ygbkm               | you gotta be kidding me                                   |
| ymmv                | your milage may vary                                      |
| yold                | year of our lady of discord                               |